what if ducks threw bread back at you
one afternoon last year i drank like half a bottle of nyquil and a few shots of whisky and as i was passing out at my keyboard i typed this and posted it on tumblr dot com and now it has 320,ooo fucking notes
Godzilla - Our best looks so far
Honestly I have no idea how the film could possibly end good, what the hell can even stop this thing?
Because Godzilla’s the good guy!
SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE
This looks like a still from a gangster movie
"Guess it’s not your year, motherfucker."
is that devito?
this is the baby I was talking about. it’s too new
I want whoever did this babies eyebrows prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
a brony called me unattractive
because i have hair on my legs
did you just self promote on my selfies
I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.
my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson
the newest addition to my bucket list
when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
this frickin tag omg